Welcome to Issue 15 of the Hillside Computer Services Newsletter. May I be one of the very last to wish you all a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. This is going to be a very short newsletter this time due to the fact that the computer scene has been deathly quiet for the past few months. The main news is that Hillside Computer Services has moved once again, but only about a mile as the crow flies. The new address details are: Hillside Computer Services The only sign of anything looming on the horizon is Microsoft's Windows 8, which is rumoured to be released mid to late this year. So in reality based on past experience, it's more likely to be released early next year. More about this in future issues when more details are released and finalized. Apple are playing their cards very close to their chests, though no doubt there'll be a new iPhone and iPad released later on in the year. Jokes An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says "It's the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"
Endpiece Well that wraps up another issue. I hope to get the next one out to you in the Spring. Remember:
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